Sean: So, how'd it go?
Redpanda: I dunno. You know how in interviews they always ask you those stupid scenario questions? And you have to make some crap up on the fly, like when you were a kid and had to make up sins for confession?
Sean: Made-up stuff? Sure.
Redpanda: Yeah. Like, "Oh, I totally remember when that happened to me! I handled it ever so well, by doing A, B, and C. Everything worked out beautifully!"
Sean: Oh. Well, at least you were making up work-related stuff. I usually just make up random stuff.
Redpanda: Random stuff?
Sean: Sure. During my interview, I told (my boss) I could fit 50 hot dogs in my mouth.