Bad Hair Day
Reasonably bad hair is expected on rainy days like today. That's really no surprise.
What is a surprise, however, is just how bad my hair is today. I am experiencing a Bad Hair Day like no other. My hair does not look like Redpanda's hair on a bad day. No. It looks like a bad wig. That's askew. I'm waiting for someone to come up to me and try to helpfully adjust my "wig". Only to find that it is, in actuality, my head. My head is askew.
I have a naturally askew wig head.
This can't be good.