I Swear I'm Not Making This Up or Why Are My Pants Meowing, Mommy?
Redpanda: So, what did you get for your adopted Salvation Army kid?
Co-worker: Oh, I got him some dungarees! The guy at Marshall's helped me pick them out. A sweatshirt, too.
Redpanda: That's cool. Is that a G Unit shirt?
Co-worker: Yep! God, I gotta wrap these! *shuffling papers* Does anyone have any tape?
Redpanda: *Handing her some tape* Here you go. Nice boxes. They're not plain old clothes-shaped boxes.
Co-worker: Yeah! This one used to have some kind of candy dish in it. And this one *pause*.........Oh, this one used to have my cat's ashes in it.
Co-worker: Yep. Garth. When he died, we had him cremated. My husband was just so upset. So, yeah. And this is the box his ashes came in. See? It says "Garth" right here.
Redpanda: You cannot give some kid pants in a box that used to have your dead cat in it. You just can't.
Co-worker: Why not? See, I'll even peel off the label that says "cat remains". He'll never know.
Co-worker: This box is kind of dusty, though. *blowing*
Redpanda: Are you sure that it's dust?