The Easy Way to Produce Content -- Blog About Farting!
Apparently, it has happened again.
Conversation: (Which, incidentally, took place at 2 in the AM. On a SCHOOL NIGHT.)
Sean (half under his breath): Hee hee! Hee hee! Hee heee heee! Hee hee hee hee!
Redpanda (sleepily): Hmmph? Huh? Mmph? What's so funny?
Sean: Oh, I'm sorry! I didn't mean to wake you up! Nothing! Hee hee hee! Hee hee!
Redpanda (grouchy): Mmph! Why are you laughing?
Sean: Nothing honey, I'm sorry! Go back to sleep. (Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee!)
Redpanda: WHAT IS SO FUNNY?
Sean: Hee hee hee! You farted again! In your sleep!
Sean: You did! Hee hee hee hee hee! You farted in your sleep! It was really funny! Hee hee hee!
Redpanda: It is TWO A.M.!!!
Sean: I know. I'm really sorry. It was really funny. (Hee hee hee hee hee...)
Redpanda: Was it so loud it woke you up or something?
Sean: No. I'm just coming to bed. It went "poot-poot-poot"! HEE HEE HEEE HEEE.
Redpanda: Leave me alone. I'm trying to sleep. Why do you care?
Sean: It was really funny! I'm sorry. I really didn't mean to wake you up. I have proof! You have farted at least twice. HEE HEE HEEE.
Sean: I'm sorry. Don't worry. It was a very feminine fart, honey. Hee HEE HEE HEEE HEEE HEEEEEEEEE......
World, I fart in my sleep. I hear that it occasionally is known to go "poot-poot-poot".