Thursday, November 10, 2005

What Year Is It, Again?


Redpanda: Hello?

Caller: Hello! I'm from the Boston Globe, and we are running a special on our---

Redpanda: I'm going to stop you right there. Someone actually called last night, too. It's my fiance's subscription, and he isn't here right now...

Caller: Yes, but the upcoming weeks are going to have so many coupons! You will need those for all your holiday shopping!

Redpanda: *Blink*

Redpanda: Sorry, I think coupons are stupid. He is the one who likes 'em. I prefer to spend my time reading The Wall Street Journal, bringing home the bacon, and frequenting titty bars. Gotta go!

Coupons? Seriously?

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