We're Either Plugged-In or Pathetic

I am sitting on the couch at Sean's.

So is Sean.

I have a laptop in my lap.

So does Sean.

Very mod, right?

We are IM'ing.

Our thighs are 5 inches apart.

His last IM to me was "Made you look!"

Ladies, before you settle in with a die-hard geek, remember: This will be your life.