Conversation

Redpanda: "C'mon. It'll make you feel better."

Sean: *whines* "No..."

Redpanda: "C'MON. Put your head between my boobs and go 'Bbb--bbb--brrr'."

Sean: "I....*sniff*"

Redpanda: "C'mon! *jiggles*"

Sean: "Bbbb--bbb--brrr....bbb....bbbbrrr....bbb..."

*pause*

Redpanda: "There. Now don't you feel better?"

Sean: *muffled and grudgingly* "Yes."