Making Cookies With Sean
Redpanda: Hmm. The icing hurts my hands. Maybe you should decorate.
Sean: (eagerly) Ok!
Redpanda: Err...what happened to this bell with the black dots and the green ringer?
Sean: (Holding cookie up to face) It's not a bell. It's a nose! And it has hairs, blackheads, and a booger.
Redpanda: Err...oh. What about that black tree with no top?
Sean: There was a horrible fire---
Redpanda: What happened to these snowmen? Their arms and legs are broken off...
Sean: We have some heroic veterans in our midsts. Landmines are a tragic thing...
Redpanda: What about this snowman?
Sean: I tried to make a mouth for him, but it got all messed up. So now he looks like a zombie. So he is an undead zombie snowman. Those are his guts coming out.
Redpanda: (Trying to look over Sean's shoulder) What is that one you're working on now?
Sean: No!!! This one is a surprise!!! You can't see it till I'm done!!!
And so, the saga continues....