COWORKER: So, this was my husband's first Christmas with my family.
REDPANDA: Yeah? Wow! How'd that all go?
COWORKER: Good. My family is kind of crazy, though.
REDPANDA: I know what you mean. Mine is too. He handled it Ok, right?
COWORKER: Well, this was this one thing with my uncle. And underwear
REDPANDA: What? You can't leave me like that!
COWORKER: (Hestitantly) Well, my aunt got some of those white cotton thong panties from Victoria's Secret for Christmas. So my uncle, he took them, put one leg hole over each ear, and said "Ho ho ho, I'm Panty Claus!"
REDPANDA: *Laughing uncontrollably* Panty Claus?!?