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If I were going to have a red-hot love affair with a muppet, I think I'd choose Fozzie Bear.

Some people would choose Kermit the Frog, but not me. Love him to death, but he's too whiny and simpering. And that co-dependant relationship with the Pig? Hells, no! I'm not getting in the middle of that!

Some would pick Animal. I'd pass on that, too. His complete lack of control would make him haphazard and self-gratifying; two traits I can't stand in a lover.

Nope. It'd definitely be Fozzie Bear. He'd be warm and cuddly, and if nothing else was going as planned, he could at least keep me laughing.

Plus, I dig the tie.