Me: I can't believe you blogged that.
Me: No, I really can't BELIEVE you blogged that. Now your mom's going to read it and know that I could feel your weenie. This is very traumatic.
Sean: *Laughs harder*
Me: YOUR MOM IS GOING TO READ ABOUT ME FEELING YOUR WEENIE!!!!
Sean: Honey, my mom doesn't care. She knows you feel my weenie. In fact, I think she's happy to have my weenie see some action.
Me: I can't believe you just called it a "weenie".