Because It's Friday and Shiznit
Websites like mine are so darn boring these days. I mean, hel-loooooo...can you say vanilla??? That's why when I need a little street in my step, I use the Shizzolator. The Shizzolator takes your bland, dry, lifeless websites and sprinkles them with a dash of Snoog Dogg pep!
Now, I myself am nearly as "street" as Snoop. Let me tell you, I am aware of the time! I know who has released the dogs! My frappe is far superior to yours!
Shizzolate now, before it's too late.