People are Morons

OMG! During the short reprieve from the overpaid athletes knocking each other down and beating each other senseless last night, someone had the audacity to show the world a portion of her breast! Of her breast!!! Horrors!

If you were offended by seeing a bit o' boob, methinks you need a beatdown courtesy of my own double-D's.

Don't laugh. It would hurt. It would.

If I could lactate, I would squirt you as well. A lot. You would be soaking in breast milk. It would be funny.