A Resounding Sarcastic "Thanks"
...To Sean, who sent me this link to Krispy Kreme's site to demonstrate that YES, they do have more than one variety of donut. It's all because of that that I found myself at Dunkin Donuts, powerless against the charms of an ooey, gooey chocolate cruller.
I never eat donuts.
But this one is gooo-oood.